Friend: how is everything?
Me: everything’s going swimmingly!
Friend: oh that’s so great! have you been enjoying the weather?
Me: well no. everything’s great except I got Covid and cough myself awake 6 times per night.
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Friend: do you need help?
Me: No.
Friend: it wouldn’t be a big deal really. I have nothing to do.
Me: please bring me these 4 items thanks. how may I repay you?
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